Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML
Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML
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Top comments
JustinThunder 8
That gives me an idea..
EZ2XLR8 7
That's not a terrible idea given the economy.
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Comments (254)
Buzz3070 3
You must be really desperate to find a job then.
Blacksmokehick 0
youre going straight to hell..
JoeyPterodactyl 0
Shouldnt that be on "F I'm Brilliant" dot com?
t3hpwnz4rz 4
You sir happen to be a genius.
Grindin322 0
haha corpse stalker
samicna 4
not a bad idea in this economy
mya1234 4
selfish much?
shutupYDI 4
let's be serious now. get back into the kitchen.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
I believe it. I am lucky to not only have a job, but a job with benefits.
perdix 31
Will you be my friend, so I can have a friend with benefits? The people I hang out with are uninsured drones!
An0nym0us5757 0
depends what type of "benefits"
woahwoahwow 9
Well that's just... You're a... Nope, I can't find anything wrong with this. Good thinking, OP.