Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML
Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML
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JustinThunder 8
That gives me an idea..
EZ2XLR8 7
That's not a terrible idea given the economy.
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Comments (254)
RabidBunny 10
You know, I give you props for trying that hard to find a job (instead of taking advantage of unemployment benefits). You have initiative which will help you find a job fast!
Petunia888 13
Lol, your last sentence made me think of a fortune cookie.
scs90 0
damn thats a great idea!
Trent_21 6
umm this isn't an Fml. this is a person that is working hard to find a job. Points fo ryou
drealmorales 2
you would know.
meghan664 0
........ you're dead?
chaoticnh 0
wow
mk58 31
*facepalm* 42, reread the FML.
Siji 0
That had to be an attempt at trolling....right?
lmaoatall 6
it's how I got a job at the ***** factory, but management rides us hard!!
JesusFishTaco 5
Lazy generation? Aww my feelings.
samsonitekilla 3
damn, why didn't I ever think of that...
Thelective_Lisp 5
There aren't any new jobs. Those people are just working the graveyard shift.
chaoticnh 0
wow. your the shit stain on society's underwear
Thelective_Lisp 5
Aw, you're so nice. Also, *you're
HahaYDI 0
And you, 64, are the shit stain on your family tree.
gruvychild 17
Nice one 53! Poor 64 is just plain ignorant!
docscientist 10
I smirked.
newjerseyguy 0
sweet thanks for the idea