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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

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By kubbyp - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

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By Mitch - 08/11/2016 04:50

Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 0:06

That gives me an idea..

EZ2XLR8 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:07

That's not a terrible idea given the economy.

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Friaza 29

Friday 15 July 2011 6:01

That's engenious! Thanks very much for the idea, i'll be using it.

bradserbert 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:13

if there not there more experienced than you

purplishzebraz 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:38

That's what college is for hun. :)

Allie1324 0

Monday 1 August 2011 21:31

Ur a stupid @$$

Timmeh94 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:58

That's actually not a bad idea. Thanx

icygiraffe 0

Monday 19 December 2011 10:59

Wow, are things reallh going that bad over there?

kiral_fml 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:57

thats inventive and proactive! Your life will soon not suck ;-)

cdomick 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 9:09

good idea too bad It's from a movie quote

erin37 27

Sunday 29 September 2013 8:23

Actually pretty clever

ChicKenza 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 12:16

I don't even know what to say to this ...

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