Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML
Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML
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Top comments
JustinThunder 8
That gives me an idea..
EZ2XLR8 7
That's not a terrible idea given the economy.
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Comments (254)
spiderowner 8
well atleast ur looking for a job unlike the millions unemployed bums who aint
BradenLock 4
that's despicable.
koalaking009 3
Give her some credit, at least she's trying. Look at all the unemployed assholes who refuse to look for work and just go on welfare or leech off of others
niki92 5
Hey! That's a good idea!
DogReypistPANDA 6
dude that's a good idea
momo1972 3
did it work?
Candyyy123 0
Pure genius.
Valisara 1
To all the people calling the OP "terrible" and "sick", have you tried finding a job in this economy? McDonald's isn't even hiring! I know people who can't even get a job at the local Wal-Mart, which has an 80% turn over rate. The people are dead, they don't need the jobs anymore, and someone has to take their place. The OP is just doing what has to be done to get by. Lighten up already.
ydnar 5
I've been unemployed for 2 years thanks for the idea OP. haha All you people being pissed off need to calm the **** down.
rabathin 0
how ever not a terrible idea there just seems something wrong with this