Intimacy: Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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By I must suck at singing - 18/02/2014 00:14 - United States

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By Barney - 22/06/2025 22:00 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML

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By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By Jdogg - 15/11/2025 00:00

Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML

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What's that buzzing?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 17:59 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, I thought I was in a relatively soundproof room before I started up my vibrator. It would have been, if the door wasn't wide open behind the curtains. FML

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afdude87 6

Friday 14 January 2011 16:01

haha wonder how long you've lived there...

Ranimal 12

Friday 14 January 2011 16:09

What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

Comments

Drummer_duck 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:16

you always use your vibrator when you're alone?

xShannonxSammyx 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:42

Stop being an oblivious, obnoxious bitch then. Problem solved.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:50

Do you sound like a barking seal when you ******? 

starfuryt550 3

Saturday 15 January 2011 5:38

hahaha you're awesome. call me, I have $5 with your name on it

emjay09 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 5:45

note to your obviously thick head. have you ever been in a seemingly sound proof apartment? cause I sure as he'll have not. ydi, especially for the vibrator. get a job, life and boyfriend.

chokolatecandie1 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 11:26

haha i guess it WAS sound proof after all.....

sadaffy 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 13:09

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