Intimacy: Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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afdude87 6

Friday 14 January 2011 16:01

haha wonder how long you've lived there...

Ranimal 12

Friday 14 January 2011 16:09

What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

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emodude44 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:12

I bet OP's a screamer. haha.

Buchitoo 4

Friday 14 January 2011 17:13

Lmao!!! A zombie in menopause!!! Lol that was funny!!!

fmluserguy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:35

nice boobs

Dmars444 4

Friday 14 January 2011 20:46

dude?! nah you don't say that!

BWill9014 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 10:48

I agree you do have nice boobs

xmarkstheheart 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:14

You totally deserve it because, clearly, your apartment is NOT sound-proof! Who the hell has a "sound-proof" apartment, anyway?? Serial killers, maybe. It was really dumb of you to presume that it was, and what the f made you think that? As others have noted, what probably happened was that your neighbor is at work during the day, and then at night he/she...HAS SOME BASIC RESPECT FOR OTHERS, unlike your loud ass!

fiveonefiveoh 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:08

stop being a bitter ass jerk

Snickahs 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:27

Kinki* I spellz how I want!

Jester7 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:28

call me?

CakeBaker11 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:46

I like your corn snake, is it popcorn or an albino? I had four.

Boioi 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:30

Haha, at least you know that your apartment is not sound proof now. Seeing your neighbors next time might be a bit awkward because of some vibrator sounds and probably of your moaning, but yeah, don't care too much about it. Most people do **********, so it's no big deal.