Today, I noticed a text from a few days ago, and it appears that even my therapist sends me memes about how bad the Dallas Cowboys are. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as usual, I'm receiving constant texts and calls. I'm socially exhausted and just want to be left alone, but everyone I complain to just thinks I’m bragging about my popularity. Including my therapist. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I started seeing a therapist for my depression. While I was looking through the magazines in the waiting room, I found an article accusing people who see therapists of being selfish and having no real problems. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, my partner is pissed off at me because someone sent me a meme she disapproves of. As if I have any control over what people send to me… FML
Today, I realized it's been over a month since my last therapy session. My therapist canceled on me and never got back in touch to reschedule. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss a meme about hating work. Her reply? "Same." FML
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poopface82 25
That’s one good thing about being a Dolphins fan. Unless they royally suck, no one says anything.
RichardPencil 32
And how about that stupid TV over the field that punters routinely hit causing a Bush-league "do-over?" Q: What genius didn't know the dimensions needed for the pro game? Hint: He is Satan incarnate. A: Jerry Jones. Cowboys suck. The team is full of thugs and punks.
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poopface82 25
That’s one good thing about being a Dolphins fan. Unless they royally suck, no one says anything.
RichardPencil 32
And how about that stupid TV over the field that punters routinely hit causing a Bush-league "do-over?" Q: What genius didn't know the dimensions needed for the pro game? Hint: He is Satan incarnate. A: Jerry Jones. Cowboys suck. The team is full of thugs and punks.