Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!
gertie630 0
no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.
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Comments (179)
yankee_lovrXXo 7
perm?? wtf
lovemexhateme 0
OH MY GOSH. I would murder that guy if he did that to my hair AND my phone. FYL OP. I feel so sorry for you. :( However, next time you should just straighten your hair at home, its cheaper and it still stays straight for awhile. As for the phone, keep it in your purse/pocket next time its raining. . .
DevilWearsPrado 0
^^ agreed perms are gross no offense or anything but the chemicals smell sick.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I thought it said sperm, at first.
Freeze_fml 17
At least she got wet.
kikiss_j 0
umm how do u put flick
usmcbunny 0
YDI for caring about appearance so much, that you actually went out and got an "expensive" perm.
opalitepetals 0
really? since when is it so terrible to want to look nice. FYL for having nothing to look good for, 54.
breakingdawnxx3 0
So, only people who are slutty or insecure can get a perm? What if they're going to a wedding or IN a wedding, or they're tired of straight hair and want curly? You're ignorant.
michigan4life 0
awesome
katplayer 4
Yeah, OP? I was out hiking in the Palisades when the downpour hit. It took a good ten minutes of walking through the rain to get to shelter. I was soaked. :(
RawrCo0kiies 3
Ahahaha ! You wasted money to get your perm soaked ! YDI for going under the awning, if you didn't then you'd be less wet ! (: