Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!
gertie630 0
no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.
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Comments (179)
TahoeFMler 22
And you happened to see the awnin but not the manager about to shake the water off.... And you had your phone out in the rain why??
DeathMetalJesus 0
probably to call for a ride rather than having to walk around in the rain?
DeathMetalJesus 0
ydi for using hours as a unit of measurement
feathers1000 2
hang on a minute ,,,, you're in the US of GAY. ,, can't you sue the person that dumped the water on you
TuDii_ 0
that SUX
Kahli_fml 0
So many people saying that perms are out of fashion and etc... A lot of people get perms even now, they just aren't the big 80's/90's styles. The "perms" that are being mentioned for African-Americans are not called perms, that's a relaxer - it literally relaxes the curl in the hair, hence the name. All of this talk is ridiculous about how a perm is out of style and that the OP must be either old or obsessed with how she looks. #67 is right, since when is it terrible for someone to want to look good? Which is completely how *you* see yourself, not necessarily others; If someone wants to get a perm, or dye their hair, or even wear makeup, that's their opinion of how to make themselves pretty. OP is kind of dumb for not taking an umbrella though, since it had rained for 6h - it doesn't take that long to do a perm.
pop_a_squat 2
This.^
CaliSurferGurl 0
Haha bummer that sucks
ihavefaith 0
ydi for getting a perm
bean_dip21 0
dang that sucks poor phone. i dont really like perms...
bean_dip21 0
#128 the usa is probably much better then wherever you live
DeathMetalJesus 0
especially because no other country likes the united statea
howareyoulard 0
I haven't heard of anyone getting a perm since legally blonde, lol