By ilovemom - 21/01/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML
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lametroll 0

The day you were born? Don't be stupid. That would have been most definitely the most PAINFUL day of her life — unless you had siblings, which were born with super-massive heads — in which case, she might've been somewhat relieved. I surely would be. Then again, I'm a man, and have no plans to ever have kids. Why am I still typing? No one knows, yet here we are. You're still reading. You could've stopped a while back. Uh — err, yeah, bye.

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ianformean 0

"The day you moved out..." perhaps this isn't because you'd left but because mother was relieved that she'd raised a responsible adult capable of looking after themselves well enough start out on their own...

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24788 6

She's still a bit bitter you didn't move out sooner. It happens.

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ianformean 0

"The day you moved out..." perhaps this isn't because you'd left but because mother was relieved that she'd raised a responsible adult capable of looking after themselves well enough start out on their own...

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imameankid 0

I completely agree with this. You're able to care for yourself, responsible, and still have a healthy relationship with your mom. At least, your mother thinks so as she felt she could be honest with you and not cater to your ego issues.

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youthink_fml 0

Any time you "bait" someone trying to get a certain response or answer, you deserve to get shit on. How ******' annoying. YDI.

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isitofficial_ 0

ydi abit op for trying to get attention. and I agree to 15#, 13#, and 12# :)

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Hanban 0

Be glad that your mother wasn't cliche. She used a different tactic.

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frateh 0

YDI. haha jk, but maybe cause u did something she didnt like?

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

The day you moved out was the best day of my life, too.

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perdix 29

Where is alexandraa on this one? She's the best at sticking it to people who are fishing for compliments. I hope FML makes a special category for "Compliment Fishing" to go along with "Indeterminate Gender" and "Underpaid Babysitter," so I can find other stories to skip. I hope alexandraa agrees with me on this one. Sometimes I think my ideas are not so clever.

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