Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

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oh god that sucks..

Comments

geiger49er 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:49

i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.

shadow_duv 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:47

Just hope it wasn't poison...

ammali 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:47

I agree with #24, I love the way this is written!

geiger49er 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:49

i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.

cadenernest 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:00

This. is. hilarious. "What did I swallow?" bahahahah

BEB131 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:00

THATS HILARIOUS.... i bet it was a roach

chriskringle 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:06

This is awesome.

pewpz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:03

That's why you don't eat things after they fall on the ground, especially small hard to find things. You didn't deserve this, just be smarter next time :)

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:27

One time I was half asleep, and for some reason I thought I was putting a spoonful of peas in my mouth. There was no spoon or peas, so there's a good chance you just washed your hand and either swallowed air or just sucked on your finger.