Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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Comments (202)
bahahaha 0
whatever it was it helped you sleep! oh, and in a few hours, you'll see what you ate if you know what i mean 0.0
so_me_fml 0
Err, correction, I think #2 is a she? I apologize :)
sofia234 0
oh i cant even tell you how many times this has happened to me when I'm half-asleep. hopefully it wasn't anything bad haha!
effyouceeekay 0
how long'd you sleep for that'll tell you .
Higgy531 0
I'm sorry, but I have to make a Left 4 Dead reference. GRABBIN PEELS!
wood_fml 0
lol this was a good one, made me lol
baby_bitch 0
#76..thanks for editing the part about me killing myself..that was just a bit harsh.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
I'm with 67. If you're not dead, this is not an FML. How is your life ******? And I like how this one is bringing out the crazies ;)
beccalee95 0
very nice. id go to the doctor. : )
odizzle14 0
number 21 hahahahahahhahahahahahahah