Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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Top comments
imkool136 22
Doesn't matter still got hit on.
roxyroller20 15
Take it as a compliment, you must attractive as either gender
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Comments (47)
limegreenpoopie 31
Doesn't matter, had sex.
chinaski7628 32
I'm fairly certain no sex was had...
itwasntme14 19
It's lyrics to a song by Lonely Island #12 is saying it still counts as being hit on. The comment still isn't very relevant though.
RedPillSucks 33
supreme optomist
AyeJay101 25
Friend zone her! So she tries to get out and get with it! Who knows, maybe you could turn a lesbian bi
Tyrez 32
Wow, lots of optimistic comments...
thisguy22 33
I don't think I've ever seen a situation where this comment is more appropriate... "Man up!" You need to be proactive about that stuff man. Can't always wait for people to come to you.
sarcasmwins 24
Own it! At least you got hit on OP, that's still a win!
gracehi 33
Hey. You got options. Not good or plentiful options, but options.
worldclassrager 41
So did you take it farther you might have gotten somewhere
Bryce8 11
Keep your chin up, you will find that special someone eventually!
khorstmye 15
Boy was she in for a big surprise
RedPillSucks 33
was she hot?