Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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Top comments
imkool136 22
Doesn't matter still got hit on.
roxyroller20 15
Take it as a compliment, you must attractive as either gender
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Comments (47)
earlytermination 34
Could be worse. A lot of women are not comfortable making the first move. There could be a lot of ladies into you but are waiting for you to express interest.
cosmicdancer84 7
You must be a very beautiful man.
vikky538 29
I would hate that to happen... even to my enemies
DonnaNoble_fml 10
That sounds like that one episode of the Cleveland Show
Tannasgh 22
Roll with it bother...
Larry01_fml 19
Bruce?
ericp96 10
You coulda said you were a transgender But then again that might backfire eventually
DoomedGemini 38
I cannot believe someone actually suggested this.. Do you realize the shit trans people have to go through as it is without people lying about it?
tibtak_fml 10
at what point did she find out? :)
GrumpyGrinch 23
Well, at least that explains why straight girls don't find you attractive enough to take the initiative.
IWishIWasObama 12
Go with it. It's like The Crying Game.