Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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Top comments
imkool136 22
Doesn't matter still got hit on.
roxyroller20 15
Take it as a compliment, you must attractive as either gender
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Comments (47)
lexie437 8
Lesbians are still girls??
AletheDefender 15
Am I a pretty girl?
Aixx 11
This makes me think that you're cute than?
bellajayzz 6
Lmaoo that sucks
halfawannabe 14
So you're Cleveland Jr? FYL
ninaflowerss 13
listen, as a lesbian I've done this kind of shit. it's sad for us too, realizing our gaydar was so off that it couldn't even pick up the right sex/gender.