Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
Kickens07 0
YDI for being with a freak.
afkmc07 0
you need to learn the definition of "anniversary" it's an ANNUAL recurring event. Annual meaning yearly. 2 months ≠ anniversary. Also, it's not simply "my anniversary" it's "our anniversary" you're not the only one in the relationship. Your boyfried may have a mental disorder, but you're the one who needs to grow up. Oh, and buy a dictionary.
fml4lifehaha 0
um you're kind of an idiot and have no life if thats what your response to this is....yikes
IllegalLight 0
LOL at the person who typed like, a whole essay up there. *thumbs up* I would leave. I don't care how awesome he is. People who self-inflict pain are not normal in my opinion...
Piklink 0
The instant I finished reading this, I snickered loudly. Your boyfriend's a lunatic! XDDD
Hawkd 0
Aww! Love isn't about sanity
yellow_snow 0
that's not healthy you should split as fast as possible.
Ninjaface 0
YDI for celebrating your two-month "anniversery." Seriously, at that point you're just mining for presents, and boy did you get one.
ScaryGirl 4
damn, why does everyone think he's crazy? I think that's kinda cute. I mean it's not completely normal, but normal is so boring. I doubt he's dangerous. And YDI for posting this as a FML.
strandedartist 0
Wow, awesome! You're dating a pirate! :D
Tequilamockngbrd 7
#162 Writing a sweet letter = cute. Buying/making a romantic little gift = cute. Carving their names into a tree or something = tree abuse, but still kind of cute. Carving her name into his leg = creepy. Not cute. Doing that at all, let alone after only two months, is just strange. It didn't work for Mark Wahlberg in Fear, and it usually doesn't work well in real life. I guess everyone's idea of "cute" is different though. And it's fine as an FML, since the site says that an FML is "a shitty moment that ruins your day," or something along those lines.