Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
tropicthunder 3
That's LOVE
LifeIsBull 0
Lol I thought he was going to show you his d*** at first when you said he lifted his pant leg. But I think the name carving thing is kinda sweet, even if it is dangerous. Shows he cares.
EveryDayJackAss 0
well scars stay on you forever, if it's bad enough, it's probably him expressing that he wants to be with you, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....im kiddin about it being creepy though.....but i would rather carve it on my arm, nothing like taking pain for love.
luvsucks 0
no they don't on ur arms they go away after lyk 6 months and on legs after 6 months unless u no where to look u can't c them
boopie2150 13
Are you stupid? Scars don't go away after six months... You're delusional.
EveryDayJackAss 0
its like you saying," Umm, just because all you did was carve your's and my initials on your leg, means that you are a mental freak, and i'm gonna have to leave you".....seriously, i've seen obsessive guys do worse than just this, like writing a mountainload of fkin poems about their "love" and declaring that they want to be with you forever and love you and all that after like two weeks of dating. Now THAT is a real reason to leave him, just be glad that this is all he did.
nessykate12 0
He may be kinda nuts but maybe he doesnt understand romance and he thought that is the cute thing to do. Maybe you should try talking to him about it.
hedleyfreak 0
I had an boy friend do that .. but it was on the side of his hand along his thumb and it was my full name.. not just the intials.. it was 7 years ago.. and he still has the scar on his hand.. he shows me whenever I dump into him every now and then.. really creeped me out.He was soo crazy that when i dumped him and started dating someone else afterwards he told everyone i was still with him and was a cheater, that i wasnt allowed to leave him :S.
dpip87 0
I have to admit thats a little creepy but more than anything its sad. He seems to have a lack of social skills, otherwise he would know how horribly wrong this is. No one goes around mutilating their body for "love" a tattoo after a few years is one thing but taking a knife to your skin thats not normal. His intentions may have been in the right place but if this is a re-occurring thing he shou8ld seek some help. I'm in no way saying he is mentally unstable. I'm just saying if it happens again cutting himself could become an addiction and he should get help. Just be careful. Don't allow this behaviour to escalate or it could become creepy. But at this point I thik he's just misguided.
BryonyBabs 0
******* hell, get out of that asap :|
caZper 4
creeeeeeeepy!
kida510 0
run...away...as fast as you can...