first lol that sucks lololol

Ouuuuuch. Maybe they dont know you well enough? Second.

Haha some idiot went out and bought the card. Then the person who was actually behind it freaked and probably had to fix it.

Ouch.

they may have actually been trying to be respectful to the people who were signing it and/or complying with company policies

Oh God, I leave the interweb for a week and when I come back I see that people have started putting "second" as well on FML. Friggin freaks.

ouucchh! but seriouslyy how much does a card cost. likee 2 dollars ?! so i doubt they all chipped in. :( and yeah i agrreee #2. they probably didnt waant it to be awckaward.. but happy birthday :D

That's hilarious. Sounds like you're either new at the office, or just not that approachable. Or you know what, who knows, maybe you're the coolest person there and your co-workers are intimidated by your coolness! At least that's what you should tell yourself :)

PTERONOPHOBIA, You dont deserve to use the word "interweb". Die.

Well it was from your co-workers, not family. And honestly, wouldn't it be a little creepy if your co-workers loved you?