Money: Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke....

By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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By Jago - 12/08/2021 03:01

Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 08:39 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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By Sarcasmo - 12/07/2016 20:04 - United States - Madison

Today, I'm so broke that I had to get a refund for my unopened hummus, just so I'd be able to afford the bus fare to get to work tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 15:38 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

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By Username - 01/07/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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pom3440 22

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:52

why not just toast? lol

KyoshiroT 32

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:54

Ah yes, I like having that too. Gives me my daily dose of calories.

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AidanKozak 13

Friday 26 August 2016 9:56

Ask putin for money

Jord_Fox 14

Friday 26 August 2016 14:25

Not broke enough to afford butter

Cam_The_Gamer 4

Friday 26 August 2016 16:29

Why not jam/jelly? I thought butter was more expensive than butter usually? I guess it depends on what flavour too

Razell 13

Friday 26 August 2016 17:58

Bread for carbohydrates, butter for fat and protein... could be worse!

Biker187 13

Friday 26 August 2016 18:06

frying pan = toast, sugar butter melted drizzled on bread, got dandelions good for "lettuce" sandwich with butter. many choices

fangrulerluxray 14

Friday 26 August 2016 20:42

At least you didn't eat a bread sandwich.

mnbhhhbbbn 3

Friday 26 August 2016 22:13

you mean toast?

SuperKnuckels 6

Friday 26 August 2016 22:37

idk you can afford butter. doesnt sound poor to me. used to get cheap awful margarine.

noostere 5

Saturday 27 August 2016 0:39

It's better than a wish sandwich.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 27 August 2016 2:03

Sounds like you're in a pickle.

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