Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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danhxcore 0
Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.
DaftPyramid 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Comments (254)
gesseniasxangel 0
Epic fail on the parts of both people involved.
Fadakar 0
Today, for April fools my friend decided to set off my smoke detectors after he seran wrapped my door hoping I'd run into it. Instead I awoke to the alarm, freaked out and jumped out the window. I now have a broken leg. FML
MrRecon72 0
You are an ass dude, I hope he takes your ass to court.
trigunesq 0
really? it was a harmless prank, jumping out a window is stupid is almost any situation. aint ops fault
thevaliantknight 0
Dude, that sucks. He's going to sue you.
amykillswitch 0
lamo #9. i agree with #6. if i did that for every time a fire alarm went off (which it does all the time because its old as shit) i would be jumping out of a 4 story building once a month. way to go friend.
youreawhore 0
... Man, I would hate you till the end of the earth if you did that to me. o____o (Hahahaha at #8) But yeah... extreme on his part to jump out a window without checking for a real fire/alternative exit... and stupid on your part for playing with a goddamn safety alarm!
pineapple18 0
@ #10: How did his friend overreact? Anyone who hears the fire detector go off would try to get out in any way possible. In one's mind, it's better to suffer a broken leg from what one could only assume was a fire instead of dying, right? So jump out the window. Idiocy was entirely on the OP's part.
allisonjean 0
Whenever I hear the fire detector go off in my house, I ignore it and keep doing whatever I was doing. 9 out of 10 times it's my dad cooking supper.
semigala 0
but chances are you know dinner is being cooked and so you know it's a false alarm. However, if the alarm goes off in the middle of the night, it's probably real and safer to get out of the house rather than check.
killjoy188 0
Why on earth would you jump out a window when the smoke detector goes off? HE deserved it for being so stupid...
a_z12 0
the person that jumped put of the window is an idiot
hottie102 0
thats a really mean prank completely agree with #1 and #8 and #9 thats funny