Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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danhxcore 0
Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.
DaftPyramid 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Comments (254)
EGS830 0
omg! I hope you pay for his medical bills!!!
who_rollerpig 4
lol @ 35
Murphy_21 0
ROFL #9. I'd totally go to the door before the window, myself... but I guess that's not everyone's plan. FHL.
fantome_fml 0
Well he's a moron for just jumping out of the window without checking to see if there was even a fire. Seriously you don't jump out the window unless there's absolutly no other way out, it probably would have been funny if he wasn't an idiot and jumped out the window for no reason.
save_me_08 0
Yea...his friend is kind of dumb. Unless the OP like heated the doorknob or something his friend should have realized that there was no fire...and i'm pretty sure you are supposed to try doors first and if they aren't hot proceed to the hallway...which would have ended in him running into the saran wrap thus realizing it was a joke... But as panicked as the friend clearly was...he probably would have burst straight through the saran wrap
dcapp 0
this is all your fault... idk why people are saying it isn't yeah your friend over-reacted but anyone would have done the same thing if they woke up to a fire alarm. this is why april fools day is the worst holiday because people just do terrible things and shit just turns out horribly good job
allisonjean 0
I wake up to fire alarms all the time, I don't panic. I stay in bed. If there's a fire, someone will come get me. If I'm home alone, I'll just get up and check it out.
suckitdonny 0
firealarms are for safety purposes, never play with safety devices.
bby_bop9 4
omg! Hilariousz to #9. aww. i feel kindha bad for him buh who seriously jumps out of a window because of the smoke detectors. i understand he was freakingg out buh wow. didn;t expect did yah??
Bryan_Z 0
wow.......you're an ass and he's a dumbfuck
randomcomment321 0
lol? well, i have to agree, when i hear the fire alarm go off i go find which alarm it is :P, lol he kinda had it coming. you should get him to post on this. #9's a genius =P