Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Copycat.
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Try to be more original next time.
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ritzy05 1
did you do it during the new moon trailer?? b/c I would've thrown a person at you if i were in that theater.
Atropos_fml 0
I would have joined anyone who made noise during a New Moon trailer.
Shadow_Phantom 26
And you're a Twitard apparently m'dear. I would have screamed "Twilight series sucks!" during the New Moon trailer. I'm wearing my "Twilight Sucks" t-shirt if I actually go see the HP movie. Well they had no reason to throw things, but seriously though don't do the same thing; I would have just sat there with a puzzled look on my face. Voting both on this one.
midwestjerk 0
I intend to get a group of friends together to do a live Rifftrax of New Moon. The chance of ruining the movie for a bunch of vapid teens and housewives who can't recognize shit when they see/read it is too good to pass up.
ellbtvsvm 0
You're a jackass and kind of an idiot, if you're gonna pay to see a movie just to ruin it for others.
jilleuhhn 0
Obnoxious Harry Potter chant > Twilight movies no wait that's actually wrong. ANYTHING > Twilight
midwestjerk 0
ellbtvsvm - You bet I am. Twilight fans are, by and by large, brain-dead idiots. It's worth the $10 to annoy them.
riaaa 0
LAWLLLLLLLS
tinyrainclouds 0
I'm calling shenanigans. No one throws popcorn and soda which they've paid $15 for at anyone.
caligal14 0
I didn't even think of that. Good one! I might have thrown a small handful of popcorn, but definately not my entire bag and certainly not my soda. But still, just sit down and stfu it's not necessary to do the same thing the other gu just did.
lolwatlol 0
YDI for copying something that was stupid already.
diabetic_rage 0
way to be a copyfag. YDI X 1000.
Sexxi 0
its not her fault shes from jersey. this is expected behavior there
o_x_fml 7
...you dumbass.
LSD_fml 0
YDI because you copied him, and Harry Potter is nerdy as ****.
GoldenGirl83 0
What's nerdy about Harry Potter? It's great. The only people who say that are the ones who aren't able to read a book that long.
Chach_12 0
I agree! I don't understand what is so nerdy about liking Harry Potter...
lolwatlol 0
Yeah, because reading Harry Potter is seriously hard...... lol I like Harry Potter and all, read all the books multiple times, etc, but if you think the books got any literary value at all, then you've never read a real book.
Xer_fml 0
you dipshit
TheSuitGuy 0
YDI. If they JUST did it, why would they want to do it again?