Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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Chubtubdaplaya 0
YDI for running your mouth during a movie. Grow the f**k up.
Chach_12 0
it was during a PREVIEW. there was nothing in there about chanting during the movie... plus if someone started to do that during my showing of HP, I too would have thrown some popcorn at them. I love my HP and if someone were to interrupt my first showing, oh damn. i would have been so pissed off
Person1233 13
Lmao... My brother went to see Harry Potter and he said he, and a bunch of other people, threw a popcorn/soda at some loser trying to interrupt a good preview. I wonder if that was you XD
hey2121 0
YDI for not eating the stuff they had given to you willingly
fudgemeister 0
The fact that you even tried to lead a chant makes this an instant FYL.
cherry_blossom 0
People always complain to us about our prices, so it's bull that they would do that. I'm not denying your story, but it just people just piss me off. Working at a movie theater is one job that really makes you dislike people. =P
powermad80 2
free popcorn
aaaaa12345_fml 0
harry potter is gay as ****
Nurgler 1
That's what you get no one likes the asswhole who doesn't shut up or starts all the loud commotion!
Nurgler 1
Being thatbi use to work at an AMC I agree movie job makes you wanna kill all living ppl.... And then retail makes u loose faith in humanity!!!!
TrAnMu 0
you