Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Copycat.
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Try to be more original next time.
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Comments (140)
wellchit 0
meh that movie sucked anyways, not a big deal.
usernamladiesman 0
it's probably because minutes after previews....the movie starts
ziqi92 0
what made u do that? copies cant beat the originals!
nodbor 11
not a FML, you got free food.
lesp 6
Snape kills Dumbledore. Best comment ever xD That comment reminds me when we left Terminator IV and my friend bet I wouldn't scream "Terminator (whatever his name was) gives John Conner his heart!" in front of all the people waiting for the movie. Oh yeah, free Chipotle that night. Anyway. . . YDI for being at a Harry Potter movie. You also DI for being a poser. No one likes that guy.
Kayleen 0
you're an idiot. of course no one liked it. it's never as good the second time around. agree with 145.. poser for sure.
esoteric_xx 0
Jnic, I love how you're using test scores to validate your opinion. Elitism at its finest. I completely respect your opinion - not everyone has to love Harry Potter - but your test scores don't mean that you have finer taste. I've gotten an 800 in critical reading on the SAT and a 2280 overall, to use your model. I consider myself pretty well-read, but I love Harry Potter. I think JK Rowling is a great author; she has created realistic, 3-dimensional characters. I think she has a very interesting storyline and I love her prose. I'm not going to use my scores, though, to say that I'm right and you're wrong. Everyone has different opinions and different tastes.
Kayleen 0
then why did you bother to write your scores? no one cares.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahhahahahahahahahahaha!! Once was enough, twice was ******* annoying, apparently. Just imagine if you had gotten away with it, people would have been doing that until the movie started. Had you not been so eager to copy him, someone else might've taken the abuse =P On second thought, maybe you have a shrill, ear-splitting scream.
percypigs 0
well tbh you did kill it really badly.
achristie9 0
YDI for being a follower. I wish I was there to throw things at you.