Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Weird simile but OK
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Copycat.
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Try to be more original next time.
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jdubbs2009 0
who the **** dose that I hate Harry pothead and all his other dumbass geeky friends OP YDI u ****** nerd the other guy who started it is a fuckinnerd to along with everyone who likes harry pothead and the half blood gaylord
pirateships 0
dose = does to = too This just in; reading over what you've typed before you post - not just for 'fuckinnerds'!
mk893 0
you're a piece of shit. go read a book.
midwestjerk 0
It never fails that the people who slam books (regardless of their content) are always the most ignorant, illiterate jackasses on the planet. I can respect someone's opinion that they don't like a book if they can at least use the English language, and not whatever garbled excuse for writing that was. Get a book, read it, learn how to make yourself more than just something to weigh down your computer chair.
Zomlette 0
I've actually found people who slam Twilight to be more literate than actual Twilight fans. Cue various "**** you, I love Twilight and think you're a dick you ******' dick" comments.
RavishMe77 0
Ew, you've clearly never been educated. Go learn your ******* ABCs.
R3nesmee 0
Wow, Some of you really need to get a life if your just gonna slam other people for having good taste's in book... If you actually READ Harry Potter, you'd definitely feel differently. Oh, and OP, YDI for doing that during a Harry Potter movie... Once was enough....
jnic 0
I read and enjoyed Harry Potter when I was a little kid. Now I'm more grown up. I tried reading the 7th book and I made it in 100 pages and couldn't do it any more. The writing was nothing spectacular and it didn't interest me at all. I've gotten great scores in AP English Comp and AP Lit and got a 2120 on the SATs, so... I'd say I'm pretty ******* literate. It's hilarious when people think that if you have a negative opinion on a book, it must mean you're stupid, you don't like reading, and you don't know how to appreciate ANY books. I'd say you're in MORE of a place to hate a book if you have a better grasp on what good literature is. These people here are the sort who whine and put others below them because they feel insecure about their tastes and standards not being so high quality.
Beej_fml 0
I agree that stylistically, her writing isn't brilliant, but I did find the books entertaining for the most part, with interesting plots and good, relatable characters. But to each his own. One of the funniest things I've heard about the books recently was when someone on another site referred to the seventh as "Harry Potter and the Extended Camping Trip"....pretty true.
queenmac 0
I read all four Twilight books...I just couldn't understand why the (good) plot always had to wait until the end of the novel. My friend kept telling me, "No, I swear it gets better...just read the next one!" I felt bamboozled. It was a nice idea; too bad a real freakin' author didn't write the books. Like the episode of South Park with the Jonas brothers: Twilight is popular because it tickles little girls' "vaginas". Breaking Dawn was okay.
alexxclevelandd 0
I know! I hate people that spam saying, "i luvv edward cullen i wanna mary hiim!"
imameankid 0
That's because those that slam Twilight have usually read something else and know good literature when they see/read it. Note: Twilight fans, I DO enjoy the books. I'm not saying it's a piece of garbage.....but I have read better literature. Sorry.
gress269 4
Ummmm #142- 2120 is way over perfect score....
bethluvsyou 15
Go fall off of the astronomy tower. Please.
Chris_P_Baken 0
Snape [blanks] Dumbledore. GO ON YOU GUYS FILL IT IN.
redbluegreen 41
Hahaha. Oh God. That line ruined my childhood.
chelseadaggers 0
Snape ***** Dumbledore
plethora 3
Owns. Clearly.
razzumfrazzum 0
Anally Rapes? Molests? Makes a cup of tea for? "GO ON YOU GUYS FILL IT IN."........That's what she said. WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!! :D
DrAwesome 6
"Dr., did you figure out what this comment is made of?" "Yes, it seems to have spawned from something entirely composed of 100% win."
jadiyy 3
Once it's been done.. Don't do it again.. But they should've just told you to be quiet or ignore you instead of throwing stuff at you.. LOL
Overcast117 5
Some people have it and some people don't. And some people need to get their own stuff.
ubiquitious 0
you definitely deserved this one.
imajinethat 0
YDI for being a woman and trying to take a man's place.
happyvalleygirl 0
hahah
diabetic_rage 0
superior trolling, sir
fenrisulfr 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The guy who did it before is an idiot, abd you are a bigger one.Harry Potter is just a book character, and not even that good...
slaosvhea 0
this sounds like the FML about transformers.
Pastor_Rich 0
that kind of magic is evil
Peg_fml 0
Nerd.