Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Copycat.
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Try to be more original next time.
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Comments (140)
amaneylandx3 0
I don't get it you farts; why can the AUDIENCE chant and SHE can't? WTF .
AFamiliarVoice 0
You're a dumbass. You can't do the same chant minutes after it's already been done by someone else. Personally, I think it's stupid that someone would want to chant about a movie to begin with, much less do the same chant AGAIN.
weirdgirl_sf 0
She's a dumbass because she tried to start the chant again after it was over the first time. She just wanted attention like the weird guy who went first but failed because people have a limited tolerance for shit like that in theaters. Her friends should have stopped her and saved her from getting their seating area wet and sticky. I would have been pissed if I was with her.
mish01 0
Get your own ideas. You sound like a loser. Harry Potter is the best, shame on you for trying to interrupt even the previews leading up to it.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
YDI poser.
gorguz14evar 0
rofl, you shouldnt copy. but then agian FYL.
perfectgrl6971 0
haha! Next time don't copy..that's just weird.
zidane312 0
I would have said ballsack after every "Harry". But then again, I like dirty shit like that.
Bunneh18 0
Nerds? What's so nerdy about Harry Potter? It's supposed to be a fantasy movie, not like mathematics movie. -_-
MizzCarmellXo 0
u are a Friggin LOSERR ahaha wow. Shamedd by the whole theatre. freezing sodas though.. thats kinda sad.
Hich17 0
Just like everyone else said, you shouldn't have tried to do the same thing again. You honestly thought it would work? And why DO people cheer in theaters? They know there's no one there to appreciate it, right?
saailaway 0
RETARD