Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my teacher began to explain Veterans' Day and why it's on 11/11 to a new student from Iran. He said he already knew, but this was news to almost everyone else in the class. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Welshite 40
Ah, George, that old rascal. I remember when he took his buddies out for a midnight row across the river to throw a surprise Christmas party. Good times...good times.
scooterdude720 19
Wow. How sad for that poor soul.
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Comments (90)
NoMore_CoolNames 14
I'm sure they were joking. I want to be right about this.
alyant 12
Maybe it wasn't a joke. And your teacher has developed time travel
snugglesMcGee199 23
Yeah! Maybe the teacher is one of the Doctors.
vipirius 18
Or John Titor.
PattonGilette2 18
aal
warsun 27
Historical face book
donkinator 24
even i know thats not possible (for the teacher to have known him) and im australian... kind of scary
TuliNya 7
When I was in 9th grade, we made half a class believe that one student was Stalin's grandson. The joke went on for two years and needless to say almost all of them actually believed it and asked him questions. I can't believe some high school students...
PattonGilette2 18
Good way to get bullied, claiming someone to be the grandson of a mad man. :p
ruckfules85 34
So why is she in that class again
chicme 9
why would you assume the moron is a she
NostalgiaFreak9 43
In my school, they'll let pretty much anyone take AP courses.
yeti37 16
Everyone in that room just got a little bit dumber.
underthesea12 24
I guess being book smart doesn't make you all that smart.
JMichael 26
Maybe the student was just playing along? I know it sounds unlikely but the teacher could have paid him off.
achilds23 6
well