Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my teacher began to explain Veterans' Day and why it's on 11/11 to a new student from Iran. He said he already knew, but this was news to almost everyone else in the class. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Welshite 40
Ah, George, that old rascal. I remember when he took his buddies out for a midnight row across the river to throw a surprise Christmas party. Good times...good times.
scooterdude720 19
Wow. How sad for that poor soul.
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Comments (90)
jojidubi4 10
Sounds like a stupidly insulting way to call your professor old
ftloosenfanzfree 7
AP classes are just classes that are supposed to prepare you to take the AP test. It's not a given that everyone in the class is intelligent enough to do well in it.
DanielleinDC 34
I sure hope the kid was joking. Or maybe the kid thinks your teacher is a vampire of some sort and has been around for 300 or so years
Tucking_Fypo 9
Lol why would someone vote 'you deserved it' on this?
Perdition25 12
There are a lot of stupid people in the world.
RailOfFire 5
A lot.
will94107 6
Would have been even funnier if the teacher keep messing with him. :D
scarecrow0590 1
we had a girl ask how you could write up a declaration of independence if you weren't already independent in my AP American History class...
sdroze1389 31
#52. ouch, that is quite unpleasant. the sad part is that she will find an equally idiotic mate and they will have eighteen children. meanwhile people with triple digit IQs don't have children due to a sense of fiscal responsibility.
amisenho 11
You summed up the premise of "Idiocracy", 57!
ldkindasucks 6
I just don't get why OP is posting "FML". It's that kid's life that might be F'd.
lvg_fml 10
Maybe he thought it was in a previous life. Lol
GottfriedAlex 3
Well, AP placement doesnt require common sense. I even got in!!!
thefastnfuryass 14
More like fyl for your instructor.