Miscellaneous: Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2018 17:30

Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Stank - 06/05/2018 19:00

Today, my husband is going on his 5th consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, we've hit day 4 with no hot water in my apartment. Today is also day 4 of the office insisting that the plumber is "on his way". My neighbor just got arrested for screaming at them. Looks like we'll be entering day 5 soon. FML

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By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Sunday 3 March 2013 12:07

Have him "figure it out" in the shower.

sacrosanct2 23

Sunday 3 March 2013 12:08

So what did you choose? I had to have a freezing cold shower in Canadian february and it was terrible but I can't imagine skin-blisteringly hot would be any better..

Comments

notjanedoe 27

Sunday 3 March 2013 17:05

When you wrote 'plumbing issues' I thought you meant ... well, never mind.

mollyjbear23 10

Sunday 3 March 2013 17:30

Mix both and take a nice bath instead! :)

madwag 6

Sunday 3 March 2013 18:25

How about you figure it out? Get a grip.

krapula 4

Sunday 3 March 2013 18:48

Ill figure it out for you. You need a new faucet (the part with the knobs) for your shower. That's what mixes the hot and cold together.

Yessi_Boo 14

Sunday 3 March 2013 18:51

Cover the drain and close the shower, fill it with cold water & then with hot water. Maybe you'll get a perfect mixture

upallnight11 19

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:03

Maybe don't shower at all? Ok, bad idea.

leadawg75 12

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:08

You could run a bath that was equal parts freezing and equal part blistering, assuming you have a bath tub :) good luck!

xkncas 8

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:18

Call a freaking plumber while he is out, already, and just deal with paying someone professional to do their job instead of a worthless "thinks he knows it all" husband.