Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML
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Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
Today, I was at a house party and a guy needed a ride somewhere. Our designated driver, being the nice person she is, offered. I was in the back seat with him. His first words were, "Hey guys! I want to clear this awkwardness so… I once saw a 6-year-old girl die during a drive by I was on." FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML
Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that, "We should do brunch every Saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML
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olivejuice 0
I would hit "you deserved it" ten times if I could. You're sitting in a 5x5 box, and you're driving ie the one responsible, not that hard to figure out who is in the car with you!
Jimboom 12
Open mouth Insert foot With the other foot kick your own ass
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Comments (86)
Endymion_fml 0
How did he not see this girl in the first place?!
barcode 0
i did this same thing...except i went about how a girl was driving me crazy. she was standing next to me. haha
0621 0
#22 relax this isn't your problem. Just read the FML's and read the comments and maybe say something funny and go on with your day.
mastercrammer 0
#22 - if you read my comment again, it's clearly not written there that I said it was totally fine to badmouth a friend behind her back. I said it was okay to be open about what you want to say about a friend if she was there, and not behind her back. what the OP did wrong was she didn't intend to say what she did to her friend. in my case, my friends and i are pretty open to each other and we talk to each other about anything. i'm not saying the same goes to other circles of friends. don't make this personal, we're all entitled to our own opinion about things.
bitchplease69_fml 0
This FML sucks.
kellster 2
You're a horrible person, and also stupid for not even knowing who was in the car YOU were driving! How is this a FYL, too? More like FLisa'sL. Poor Lisa. No love from Pat and no back-up from her so-called friends!
zap_fml 0
Rofl. ah well, she'll get over it.
graciegirl 0
haha i try not to talk about other people too much, but it seems like every time i do the person hears me. this is totally something that would happen to me
FMLgirl_fml 0
she didnt really say anything bad... she stated a fact and thought it was funny..maybe it wasnt intended for lisa's ears... but it isnt like she called lisa a ***** for doing it... no big deal here.
mobitsfa 1
Seems like a pretty normal comment, you just didn't know lisa was in the car. Usually when funny things happen that I see, I'll call the person out whenever I please and don't try to say stuff behind their back. Usually if it's really embarrasing i'll tell them in private or only around really close friends.