Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
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Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML
Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
Today, after a 12-hour shift, I went to a grocery store still in scrubs. Someone asked me for medical advice in the cereal aisle. While explaining I couldn’t diagnose them, I knocked over a display of pasta sauce with my cart. It shattered everywhere. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Tell him to buy a trampoline since he likes jumping to conclusions so much
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
Surely your boss knew you were recovering from surgery right? Maybe he was just joking.
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Comments (26)
cuteputta 16
my friend is dumb ... he dint understood this... can anyone explain this to him...
kaitlynjane 28
I nominate YOU.
Brandi_Faith 34
My "friend."
Internetflakes 13
#11, OP spilt all of his medicine on the ground. When OP's boss passed, he may have thought he was a drug addict.
amberthebear 7
well your boss is a jerk for making assumptions... hope you feel better =)
WinterChild 20
Show him the prescription and make him feel extra stupid. Then push for a raise, kick him while he's down!
Born2Pizza 23
Sorry OP, just explain to your boss what is going on and I'm sure he'll understand! Good luck.
False_Stupidity 42
All the boss said was "I knew it", he never said what he knows. He could be just messing with OP for all we know. Most here are just jumping to the conclusion that he was jumping to conclusions. Phew, all that jumping has worn me out... Thats enough exercise for today!
warrenhoward42 20
punch him discreetly in the face...
worldclassrager 41
Hope you kept your job...the bottle would explain the issue
laylahallab 5
Guys I'm not stupid but I don't understand this can someone please explain it thanks
Internetflakes 13
OP's boss might of thought he was on drugs.
archimedes200 8
Look up pill mills
theplaguedkitten 5
i would have likely done the same thing... i like seeing peoples responses