Work: Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do...

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 09:27 - Australia

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By r1has - 12/06/2016 02:58 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2017 06:00

Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

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By allison_fishing - 25/10/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML

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lilemmy55 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 19:57

Just go to the doctor and make your boss drive you there :)

mlebethbear 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:00

your boss should give you a raise.

Comments

ksheets97 6

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:07

And where exactly do you work?

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 12 November 2011 21:53

Seriously? There are millions of chains of restaurant businesses... Etc.

ilovetp199 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:50

I think it was sarcasm... Etc.

Buttsexpirate 9

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:09

Could've been worse, he could've accidentally threw hot sauce on you! You just got burned, arghh!

THeroinCZ 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:12

Got milk?! :)

khaya 9

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:17

Someone has been watching the wrong kind of ****.

Alex94xela 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:56

That's hot.

xstream 5

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:22

well the active ingredient in chili is capsaicin which is lipophilic (dissoluble in fat/oil), milk contains lots of tiny little fat drops which makes it ideal to remove capsaicin from your tongue or eyes. he could also have used oil or most non-polar solvents but that wouldn't really be so nice.

trollfaced 2

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:22

What do you do at your job? If you're working In a restaurant, it makes sense. If not, why would you have chili powder?

TraceCase_ 19

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:22

Strangely, I hear a pinch of salt in your mouth takes the burn out of your eyes in seconds. Something about the way your body reacts to the sodium. Along with that (can't hurt to try), rinse your eyes with water, not milk you silly head.

Isoldael 27

Monday 14 November 2011 9:22

Water doesn't dissolve the chilli, and causes a mild burning feeling itself due to the difference in osmotic value. Milk is the way to go! And for you dutchies... Melk is goed voor elk ;)