One rule for me…

Eh, come on. I live in Germany too and you had plenty of opportunities to get your hair cut. Our recent lockdown has been a few weeks, that's all. I got my hair cut 3 times in the last 15 months.

FFS haircuts are not what matters right now. Focus on the commerce and social life issues, not your hair length/style

youtube has lots of good tips on how to cut your own hair if you wanna brave that lol. I havnt actually gone to get my hair cut in about 5 years because I never like how it turns out so I just do it myself

I've cut my own hair twice since lockdown. I'd have had my mom do it (she's a hairdresser) but because all my family lives in Canada (I immigrated to the US) I can't even visit her. So I mean.... Try cutting it yourself if that's the worst of your lockdown.

My wife and I have been cutting each other’s hair because of the pandemic. The first one is always the worst...

But it’s better than being exposed to COVID-19!

you're worried about a haircut? get over yourself. theres more important things in life than a fucking hair cut

You could try dying. The mortician will cut your hair for you.

Oh man they will? I hope it's included in the casket fee.

At least Angela Merkel keeps her horrid hairstyle in solidarity with the German people.