One rule for me…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 20:01 - Germany

Today, I haven’t had a haircut in 15 months. Our politicians announced that the lockdown, prohibiting haircuts, commerce and social life, will go on even longer than previously decided. Our impeccably coiffed politicians, that is. FML
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SkinnyDip 2

Eh, come on. I live in Germany too and you had plenty of opportunities to get your hair cut. Our recent lockdown has been a few weeks, that's all. I got my hair cut 3 times in the last 15 months.

FFS haircuts are not what matters right now. Focus on the commerce and social life issues, not your hair length/style

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SkinnyDip 2

Eh, come on. I live in Germany too and you had plenty of opportunities to get your hair cut. Our recent lockdown has been a few weeks, that's all. I got my hair cut 3 times in the last 15 months.

FFS haircuts are not what matters right now. Focus on the commerce and social life issues, not your hair length/style

youtube has lots of good tips on how to cut your own hair if you wanna brave that lol. I havnt actually gone to get my hair cut in about 5 years because I never like how it turns out so I just do it myself

I've cut my own hair twice since lockdown. I'd have had my mom do it (she's a hairdresser) but because all my family lives in Canada (I immigrated to the US) I can't even visit her. So I mean.... Try cutting it yourself if that's the worst of your lockdown.

My wife and I have been cutting each other’s hair because of the pandemic. The first one is always the worst... But it’s better than being exposed to COVID-19!

you're worried about a haircut? get over yourself. theres more important things in life than a fucking hair cut

You could try dying. The mortician will cut your hair for you.

Oh man they will? I hope it's included in the casket fee.

At least Angela Merkel keeps her horrid hairstyle in solidarity with the German people.

Individual hairdressers, working exclusively with one person, can sanitize well enough so it's *less* of a risk. Commercial hair stylists can't. That said, your politicians and mine were idiots for using 'less of a risk' instead of 'no risk' given that they're all elderly...I'm amazed we didn't have any deaths in Congress because people couldn't go without a haircut or stage makeup. (I suspect a few women might have learned to do their own, though.)