Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
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Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Today, at a busy register, I greeted a customer, started scanning items, and only halfway through realized they were on their phone with earbuds in and had not actually been talking to me. I got flustered, scanned the same item twice, and had to call over a manager while the line behind them got longer. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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PureGold 0
I HATE when people look they could be talking to you but are talking into their bluetooth devices. It embarrasses both the talker (unless they're a douche) and the person who things they're being talked to, and it's rude. Such a sign of the times x(...you could be standing in a huge crowd of people, but everyone's in their own little world.
Bubs_fml 0
Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.
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Comments (82)
kissmyass_fml 0
hahaha you should've said "im kidding you ****"
seanpow4713 0
#7, #13, #20, and #21 are all dead-on. i have nothing to add lol you four covered it. oh...except for the fact that #8 needs to get a life. no one cares.
notfromearth7 0
Whoever decided the bluetooth headsets were a good idea should be shot.
holynemesis1208 3
i hate those kind of people. they can call back or put there conversation on hold for 5 mins.
delusionalship 0
How could she be telling someone they're beautiful while she's talking to them? She doesn't even see them.
thebaroness1984 0
I've had stuff like this happen to me. It's not that bad!
saintice23 0
I agree with everyone who said this tool on the bluetooth is an ultimate douch. I'm sure you really are beautiful, so don't worry about this uppity moron on her earpiece.
Inculta_Night 0
I hate costumers who are on the phone when I'm serving them. I never want to wish them a good day when they leave, but I do anyway. That is even more annoying, I agree with pretty much everyone, bluetooth looks ridiculous, it looks like you're talking to yourself when you're on it. Keep it for the car if you MUST have it.
lulz_fml 0
I hate those ******* things. They're worse than cell phones, and you can never tell who the **** anyone is talking to.
Amkii 0
Those Bluetooth things are soo annoying and misleading!!