Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Today, at a busy register, I greeted a customer, started scanning items, and only halfway through realized they were on their phone with earbuds in and had not actually been talking to me. I got flustered, scanned the same item twice, and had to call over a manager while the line behind them got longer. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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PureGold 0
I HATE when people look they could be talking to you but are talking into their bluetooth devices. It embarrasses both the talker (unless they're a douche) and the person who things they're being talked to, and it's rude. Such a sign of the times x(...you could be standing in a huge crowd of people, but everyone's in their own little world.
Bubs_fml 0
Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.
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Comments (82)
phoenixwolfgrl77 0
ouch ... that's embarrassing
superjudge 0
"#7, #13, #20, and #21 are all dead-on." So is #23. No need to take it seriously. Work on that self image. Bluetooth headsets are retarded, and the people who use them look like they're out of their gourds.
daniielleex 0
i haaaaate when people walk up to check out and are on their freaking blue tooth. i don't want to be rude and ignore them if they're talking to me, and i end up looking stupid.
DanielleCannibal 0
**** bluetooth, it's taking over the world!!!! D:
kelseysking 26
Well now my city police and probably state police are getting a gun that can tell if you are texting or talking on the phone only way we will be able to talk and not get a ticket for it is using and hands free blue tooth.
dusty0001 0
She was on her phone not her bluetooth! She was using her bluetooth!
yuki_fml 0
That is why technology is flawed. Lol.
CherryBomb17 0
the next time you see someone with a bluetooth, smack it off their face. those things are the stupidest shit ever.
silentsound36 0
that absolutely sucks. i feel your pain
Cheesy_fml 0
That's exactly what happened in the movie "Freaky Friday"...
spockezri 0
This one guy was speaking loudly on his cellphone to his son saying how he was going to abuse him when he got home or something like that. Cellphones should be banned from public spaces...