Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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teeeeeth 0
you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.
AmberAnodyne 0
ouchh
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Comments (91)
PVThitt 0
ydi for being ugly. bwahaha
mendes1987 0
go army!
zackkmann21 0
hahahahahahaha
cbroxs17 0
Go grow a pancake
starile 20
Mmm pancakes! They can grow? Sounds kinda creepy.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You ain't got no pancake mix!
remy3106 10
lol
Ashleexx 0
snap!
ant387 0
ha it's funny because you're really ugly
530boy 0
Well maybe you shouldn't be 30 lbs. overweight OP.
nerdsgetmehot 23
People are so mean! Sorry, OP. I wouldn't listen to them, honestly...
Ashleexx 0
I know ): god!! get a lifee, just cause you feel so insecure about yourselves you have to make people feel craap about themselves !!
owo_fml 9
That's horrible. The guy is rude and mean. You should never comment negatively about someone where that person can hear/understand you. That is why my mom insults people in Chinese.
justsomgirl 4
that's every bit as rude. and some of us understand Chinese when you expect us to.
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
My mom does the same thing, but in Korean or somehing else lol.
Pro_Nothing 9
you shouldve told the lil girl that F*ck you is short for "your awesome, I'm your friend"
Jadwee96 8
hahahahah, at a quick glance Ihought it said masturbating instead of misbehaving. but fyl for sure op
xxjoseph1543xx 0
I'm getting tired of these FML's about little kids.
Hecait 5
*** him: I'm sure your pretty on the inside ^_^
tweetbaby14 18
no one can see the inside though