Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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teeeeeth 0
you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.
AmberAnodyne 0
ouchh
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Comments (91)
substitutes 0
Aw that's rough
Mike1313 0
tell her if she behaves dad might give her his ****.
iamepiclee 3
what a big meanie! ha nice to no he was just kidding =D
pineapplemilda 0
that's a wake up call.. look pretty!
Ashleexx 0
WTF i'm sure she is pretty don't be meaan , ayeee.
megamatt215 0
nice.
colleen2920 0
aw that sucks op!
Ohhyess 0
ugly ass biotch(:
Black_Cat_13 7
He said it because when he angrily yelled his daughter's name, it turned out to be the same as my name (which I didn't want to post). He also happened to be right behind me so I jumped out of reflex.
Emmy_The_Great 2
I wouldn't care if I was at work, I'd give that guy a price of my mind. Which, in fact, weighs more than 2 grams unlike the dad's brain in this FML.
lovesteph3523 0
slap his ass