meh
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
PineappleOfMyEye
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
scribbler8
Canada
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
be_nj
United States
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Kathleen
Beggars can't be choosers
Today, the weird guy with the 'Elvis in Las Vegas' haircut-and-sunglasses combo who cleans tables at my work tried to hit on me. This is the most interest any man has given me in a year. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
notip
United States
Change
Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Anonymous
Seize the means
Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML
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oj101 33
Tell him it's insulting that he considers you to be so cheap. Then demand $2. Cause you're worth it.
tygerarmy 35
Put a sold sticker on yourself. I really wanna know what kind of business you work at where people make a joke about buying employees, maybe it's because of your good customer service?
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Comments (38)
Bashhq 5
Are you a hooker?
MyS3lf 24
Wow, where the heck do you work?
SomeRandomUser 19
I'm curious. Where exactly do you work?
GhostFox 34
Yeesh. Talk about disgusting behavior. I don't care if they're "just kidding" or whatever excuse they come up with- trying to buy someone that doesn't work in very specific trades is disturbing, and tossing such a low price is just salt on the wound.
deadclown6 9
Is that the old man from Robocop
maikeru1979 23
was coming to say sorta the same thing, and add.. I'd buy that for a Dollar!
xboxguy 5
Thank you, I was hoping someone would say this.
dudebmxer 12
Guys it was Halloween. She probably dressed a little slutty
Atlas1960 16
Oooooh, so that means I can act incredibly creepy towards her now? Yeah, not likely
justamoderator 11
I guess you work at the dollar store?
stupidcookies 6
I work at burger King, my REQUIRED upsell is "would you like to add 2 cookies for $1" it's usually fat guys old enough to be my grandfather, and I didn't even work Halloween
crackpotL 33
Im guessing you work at a dollar store?
DEADPOOL076 30
I'd buy that for a dollar!