Miscellaneous: Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide...

By Dude - 19/08/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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By IDIOT - 28/03/2014 20:11 - United States

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By xen - 20/12/2020 11:02

Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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Stitched up

By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By nonameLiz - 03/02/2010 01:16 - United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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Ligerie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:08

That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that. Sorry they thought it was you. =[

emzmcgee 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:19

I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious

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xxorganizedmess 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:22

Wow, what an idiot. Sorry they thought it was you, but I agree with #8--wouldn't they see your uniform? But then I guess they saw you from behind, so I can see why they wouldn't.

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:23

LOL. That guy is hilarious, I spit out my OJ when I read this. Lighten up.

I_ate_pikachu 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:23

Damn that sucks. Didn't you try to explain?

DrConstantine 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:26

You deserve it. If you hadn't acted like some nutcase by chasing the guy out of the store and instead told him to take it down like a sane human being, you wouldn't have had to deal with this. Here's hoping you get in further trouble for your douchebaggery.

jackkerouc9 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:51

amen

Indianboy9321 25

Wednesday 22 October 2014 9:52

You're both ******* idiots.

lovealy28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:33

as bad as that sounds, thats awsome!

loski 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:34

hahahaha thats hilarious.

Edeline_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:34

.... That. Is. Genius.

citycrazed25 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:34

wow sooo funny

banana2022 4

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:37

That was really nice of you to do, what an asshole that guy was! FYL for getting reprimanded for a good deed.

RAMBabyyy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:39

Wait, I don't get the sign.

plutosaplanet 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:44

there is a board filled with pictures/names etc of lost children....the guy with the sign called the lost/missing/kidnapped children the worlds greatest hide and seekers.... really mean but OMG thats the funniest sign ive ever heard of