FML : Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat...

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By catguy - / Wednesday 19 August 2009 09:08 / United States

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By freaky922 | 0

#499112 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

By tehukiso | 0

#499114 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

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By fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#499110 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:08

first, and if she was your gf for some time shouldnt you know that her cat died?

swirlsofhoney | 0

#499123 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:11

Only if she told him. Obviously she's been lying so how could he know? Even if he goes to her house and her cat's not there it would be normal; cats are outside all the time.

Silversquirrel | 0

#499137 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:15

not all cats, my cat stays inside all the time, she gets out, she doesnt come back, so, yeh

hope93 | 0

#499201 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:41

#8 not all cats stay outside. my cat stays inside... but she hides all the time so unless you look for her than you really don't see her. and I go to peoples house where they have a cat that I have yet to see so its possible he didn't know she was lying

LatinoHeat | 0

#499726 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:00

YDI for thinking about Clay Aiken instead of satisfying your woman.

fckinbowdown | 0

#1099113 - Friday 16 July 2010 21:33

there's no excuse for cheating so leave that stupid bitch and find someone who is loyal and who actually cares about you

By freaky922 | 0

#499112 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

nerdlover | 0

#499706 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:53

Damn you beat me to it

wickeddrummajor | 0

#500710 - Thursday 20 August 2009 4:12

yeah she technically WAS taking care of her cat ya know *wink wink*

ashleeee | 0

#506390 - Saturday 22 August 2009 4:07

lmfaooooooooooooooo !

ahah is she ?!?1?

By tehukiso | 0

#499114 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

averageirishman | 0

#913006 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:38

me too :(

By xtatik | 0

#499115 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

second, and i agree with #1 seriously you would have to know that her cat died??!!

xtatik | 0

#499144 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:17

oohhhh...fail at coming second...

gress269 | 4

#3680295 - Sunday 4 December 2011 9:20

I believe not, Sir.

By Hazard911 | 0

#499116 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

Pretty tricky if anyone else make the jump from cat to.... Yea you get it.

By tweaker18 | 0

#499117 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:10

wow. ydi for not remembering that her cat died, but fyl if she never told you

By Egotistical | 0

#499122 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:11

You should have offered 2 help take care of the cat n if she said no insist on going. Next time pick better girls.

By giganticbrain | 0

#499131 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:13

This FML was well written. Good job on it.

By glassJAw624 | 0

#499138 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:15

cut toms dick off then shove it down her throat.

By caancoha | 0

#499139 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:16

By "cat" she meant vagina, obviously.

toink | 0

#499278 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:16

I agree, and 'taking care' means having sex, so 'dead cat' means that OP had not fucked her pussy for 3 months. No wonder she asked her neighbour to 'take care of her cat'...