By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML
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freaky922 0
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Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

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tehukiso 0

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

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fmlfmlfml15 0

first, and if she was your gf for some time shouldnt you know that her cat died?

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swirlsofhoney 0
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Only if she told him. Obviously she's been lying so how could he know? Even if he goes to her house and her cat's not there it would be normal; cats are outside all the time.

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Silversquirrel 0
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not all cats, my cat stays inside all the time, she gets out, she doesnt come back, so, yeh

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hope93 0
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#8 not all cats stay outside. my cat stays inside... but she hides all the time so unless you look for her than you really don't see her. and I go to peoples house where they have a cat that I have yet to see so its possible he didn't know she was lying

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LatinoHeat 0
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YDI for thinking about Clay Aiken instead of satisfying your woman.

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fckinbowdown 0

there's no excuse for cheating so leave that stupid bitch and find someone who is loyal and who actually cares about you

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freaky922 0
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Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

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nerdlover 0
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Damn you beat me to it

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wickeddrummajor 0

yeah she technically WAS taking care of her cat ya know *wink wink*

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ashleeee 0

lmfaooooooooooooooo ! ahah is she ?!?1?

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tehukiso 0

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

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xtatik 0
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second, and i agree with #1 seriously you would have to know that her cat died??!!

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xtatik 0
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oohhhh...fail at coming second...

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gress269 4
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I believe not, Sir.

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Hazard911 0
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Pretty tricky if anyone else make the jump from cat to.... Yea you get it.

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tweaker18 0

wow. ydi for not remembering that her cat died, but fyl if she never told you

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Egotistical 0

You should have offered 2 help take care of the cat n if she said no insist on going. Next time pick better girls.

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giganticbrain 0
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This FML was well written. Good job on it.

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caancoha 0
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By "cat" she meant vagina, obviously.

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toink 0
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I agree, and 'taking care' means having sex, so 'dead cat' means that OP had not fucked her pussy for 3 months. No wonder she asked her neighbour to 'take care of her cat'...

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TheTragicReturn 0
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She could have a "second" cat. And, people, the joke about "cat" referring to her vagina has been said enough already. You're not original.

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jaybrown 0
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Why are you such an asshole?

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