By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States
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Only if she told him. Obviously she's been lying so how could he know? Even if he goes to her house and her cat's not there it would be normal; cats are outside all the time.
not all cats, my cat stays inside all the time, she gets out, she doesnt come back, so, yeh
#8 not all cats stay outside. my cat stays inside... but she hides all the time so unless you look for her than you really don't see her. and I go to peoples house where they have a cat that I have yet to see so its possible he didn't know she was lying
YDI for thinking about Clay Aiken instead of satisfying your woman.
Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...
Damn you beat me to it
This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(
me too :(
second, and i agree with #1 seriously you would have to know that her cat died??!!
oohhhh...fail at coming second...
I believe not, Sir.
Pretty tricky if anyone else make the jump from cat to.... Yea you get it.
This FML was well written. Good job on it.
By "cat" she meant vagina, obviously.
I agree, and 'taking care' means having sex, so 'dead cat' means that OP had not fucked her pussy for 3 months. No wonder she asked her neighbour to 'take care of her cat'...
She could have a "second" cat. And, people, the joke about "cat" referring to her vagina has been said enough already. You're not original.
Why are you such an asshole?
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Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...
This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(