Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
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lexcpooh 11
Aww, at least now you won't embarrass yourself in front of everyone. But still, FYL
ClashParody 21
Ouch... but it sounds like you may have gotten lucky. At least you found out how she feels before proposing.
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Comments (82)
natesmummy 11
This made me laugh. I'm sorry, OP
YellowGray 4
So tacky to propose at a wedding. Also, if you're not absolutely sure your SO will say yes, don't propose. Ydi.
bjg1009 3
This sounds like the first scene out of a bad romantic comedy. Like this is the tragedy that sets up the rest of the plot where you eventually find love with a sympathetic bridesmaid from the wedding.
EclipseCandy6 24
I feel like a man shouldn't have to "discuss" this before he purposes to his woman. It's supposed to be a surprise and she can always say no. I would want it to be a total surprise for me, and if I loved him and wanted to spend the rest of my life with him I would say yes, and if I didn't then I would say no and that would probably be it, as for not believing in marriage, well for two people to have such different views, it probably isn't going to work. Point is, the whole idea is for it to be a surprise whatever the outcome may be, it's what he wanted and if she's not on the same page then that is a serious discussion to be had for the relationship
Jwaye2 7
I think you may have missinterpreted this FML. He is saying that he and his sister made the plan so his sister is obviously fine with doing it at her wedding. The girlfriend did not know about it and was suprised hence the "she screamed "Ew, No way".
shelglo 5
seriously trying to upstage your sister's wedding by proposing to your girlfriend?! not cool. you deserve it.
bigmammajamma69 4
You just got a big ol get out of jail free card!
Careaga 8
Wow, that was unexpected, but anyways if she loves you will find another way to propose.
leahree 23
That really sucks. Pretty immature of her to do that
MrHi7093 3
You did keep the receipt mate, right? If so then leg it back down to the jewellers and get your money (and life) back.
AletheDefender 15
That is probably the cutest proposal ever, so sorry to hear what happened