Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
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lexcpooh 11
Aww, at least now you won't embarrass yourself in front of everyone. But still, FYL
ClashParody 21
Ouch... but it sounds like you may have gotten lucky. At least you found out how she feels before proposing.
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Comments (82)
Zebediabolical 45
Maybe you two should have had some talks about marriage before you tried to ambush her with a proposal at a wedding.
ajs1987 15
YDI: 1) you should've talked to your gf about marriage 2) public proposals put a lot of pressure on girls, what if she'd said no in front of everyone? 3) throw*
_awwhellnaw_ 45
God I hate the idea of a public proposal. Sorry it didn't work out, but I'm also glad it didn't. It would've been very awkward for her.
middlenamefrank 8
Sounds like that worked out about as well as it could. You found out her answer and were spared a huge public embarrassment. Might want to rethink the big public proposal.
opps3552 9
Try and steal someone's day much
JackDupp 11
Maybe more of a DAB than FML, as in Dodged a Bullet
gogo44444 28
Wouldn't it take the attention off of your sisters wedding?!?!? Cruel bastard! *She says in a sarcastic voice*
justmeunique101 6
That was a blessing in disguise
Seabass_Chan 33
That sucks, OP, but it's probably a good thing you found out before popping the question. Nevertheless, you have a terrific sister. I think many brides would pitch a fit at someone else getting engaged (or trying to) at their wedding.
calebmeasner123 6
Why propose at a wedding