Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I received a very angry email from the lady who interviewed me for a position at a clothing store. She told me I was entitled, unprofessional, and greedy. Apparently, “Because I need money to pay my bills and feed my daughter” wasn’t an appropriate response to, “Why do you wanna work here?” FML
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
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Brittneyyyy 7
What a bitch.
White_Fury 0
Look on the bright side OP, at least you are being paid enough to wear that! :)
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Comments (62)
apandajean 0
This uniform may be working in your favor. I almost always tip better when I feel the waitstaff is being humiliated.
Kgirl2cute 6
I'm sorry, but am I the only person who can't see how this is an FML? The woman was insulting the uniform, not the OP. I'm sure everyone has at one point seen a uniform that they could apply that statement to.
Judus_beej 0
it's called spitting in her desert. **** her.
franniedottp 8
lol, and epic profile pic by the way
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
21, haha agreed!
stevenmx86 8
So? Whatever you were wearing, she obviously didn't like it.. If it wasa uniform, what does that have to do with you? If not and it was just your clothes, maybe you should wear normal clothes if you are so hurt by people not liking them...
xxmollyxx 25
I hope you were wearing a uniform and not your own clothes. Even if you didn't, the customer is never right.
Pandora9321 0
so what? it's not like she then took out a gun and shot the window and YOU had to pay for repairs. not an FML at all.
TheBananaTheif 0
You wouldn't happen to work at hooters, would you?
reaver24 0
let her think what she wants. you're lucky to have a job these days, so who cares if the uniform sucks? you're getting paid!!!
iheartglasses 0
Man, 5O beat me to it! It would take a very large sum of money to get me to wear a Hooters uniform and serve someone food while doing so lol