By fuckmyjob - 19/06/2014 20:10 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
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Welshite 39

I guess you were walking on eggshells after that.

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revan546 24

I thought it was an eggcellent pun OP

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foreverhappy98 10

Well, it looks like your plan just got scrambled.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't take it personally. He was just peckish after being cooped up all day.

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MzZombicidal 36

You're out of control and I'm loving it.

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Onyxdragon 9

both fyl and ydi: you deserved it (kinda) because people are busy and don't need anyone wasting time, but nobody should be threatened like that.

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buckdharma 36

You could tell him to go pluck himself, but then you might be running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

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SirMichael 13

An egg cooker? Why the hell would you need a special tool for cooking eggs?

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SoTrue17 8

If that was me I would have laughed at your pun

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ckcknight 13

OP just stay sunny side up.

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pshtuthinkicare 19

Well isn't that eggcellent

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teentee401 36

Not gonna lie. This FML had me cracking up.

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bandofthieves23 5

I guess that didn't eggsactly turn out like you thought it would :P

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