Health: Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By Bonecrusher - 27/03/2015 22:50 - United States - Sonoma

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

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SeahorseGuy 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:03

Dude, that's why I don't play football. That must have hurt. Hope you are feeling better.

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:04

That's one of the ultimate FMLs for a guy.

Comments

day624 14

Wednesday 22 August 2012 18:02

I am cringing

agary3 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 19:50

who wears a cup to play football anyway? I've played all my life and never have or any of my teammates. professionals don't either.. its your own fault

billmcrich 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 3:27

Didn't know that bone could crack.

BandNerdLife 4

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:04

Buh.. There isn't a bone there.. It's just muscle..

gman90210 18

Thursday 23 August 2012 6:50

Why did you have a boner ?

wolverine47 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:38

Which "bone" did you mean? Hahaha

llamaduckllama 1

Friday 24 August 2012 20:35

Well, there goes your season. Sorry OP

ajkwilso 8

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:33

Hahahaa I'm the biggest lineman on my team, I live making hits like that

brettrb 18

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:01

Well arent you so freaking awesome. The FML community totally gives a shit.

Darkme 1

Monday 3 September 2012 19:24

wow that must of hurt also call me stupid but ur dick has a bone??? i never new that anyway get better

czaragoo 4

Tuesday 30 April 2013 6:47

I've never heard of a guy wear a protective cup during football. Baseball, sure. Football, no way.... in hindsight though, it was probably a good idea