Health: Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:03

Dude, that's why I don't play football. That must have hurt. Hope you are feeling better.

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That's one of the ultimate FMLs for a guy.

Comments

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 21 August 2012 11:57

If that happened in Rugby, I think a bit more damage would be done. Or maybe not because of the extra weight from the padding in football. Either way, FYL OP. I've had a tilted pelvis and sitting down from that excruciating. I can't image the pain and healing time from a cracked pelvis. :( And I've gone through child birth!

spacemanspiff78 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:01

You were obviously up too high. Didn't your coach teach you "low man wins?"

coughyochick 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:48

Cups don't do anything anyways. You can still feel the pain. It's like a knee pad, for you "man junk"

FMLpunster 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:53

He really 'boned' ya

ethan_nelson61 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:53

Why would you wear a protective cup in football? Makes no sense. It limits your range of motion. That's why our team is specifically told NOT to wear a cup.

kraz8 1

Friday 24 August 2012 1:46

This guy is right, you only wear the strap for support and protection, you don't wear the cup. Anyone who's played knows this. Calling bullshit on this one.