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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 27/09/2012 18:36 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By Acidic Donut - 30/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML

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Skulll 13

Monday 8 August 2011 12:04

Your parents are abit over the top...

Jacobt24 19

Monday 8 August 2011 12:05

so I take it you're under 21?

Comments

thefuckinloser 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 21:09

tell them that you shot meth and ****** all night having a threesome and see how they react J/K dont

dontuz 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 21:12

Niice

j_cat187 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:56

Maybe you shouldn't tell them about all the pot under your mattress.

mama8809 0

Monday 15 August 2011 7:06

How old are you now

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:09

whoa. that's wickedly intense

Jake_ToXic 3

Friday 13 January 2012 7:26

At least your mom didnt call the cops on you like my mom

brian345 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 21:51

theyre that overprotective

Unlucky_Gun 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:01

Your parents are overreacting, especially after you said you hated it. This is like the FML where the one OP's parents tried putting him/her into anger management classes because (s)he said the word CRAP. Some parents just overreact and make a big deal over nothing

Unlucky_Gun 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:03

Your name should be "ApparentAlcoholic"

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Friday 24 August 2012 18:55

Beer taste like piss but whiskey is tasty! My mom thinks just because I have a glass of wine I'm going to be an alcoholic like my dads family. She was all bible bashing but I told her my views on that and how I believe we are here to make our own path. She stopped.