Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
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Top comments
Skulll 13
Your parents are abit over the top...
Jacobt24 19
so I take it you're under 21?
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Comments (243)
thefuckinloser 6
tell them that you shot meth and ****** all night having a threesome and see how they react J/K dont
dontuz 0
Niice
j_cat187 20
Maybe you shouldn't tell them about all the pot under your mattress.
mama8809 0
How old are you now
jadejazmyn 5
whoa. that's wickedly intense
Jake_ToXic 3
At least your mom didnt call the cops on you like my mom
brian345 5
theyre that overprotective
Unlucky_Gun 0
Your parents are overreacting, especially after you said you hated it. This is like the FML where the one OP's parents tried putting him/her into anger management classes because (s)he said the word CRAP. Some parents just overreact and make a big deal over nothing
Unlucky_Gun 0
Your name should be "ApparentAlcoholic"
Foxy_On_Fire 21
Beer taste like piss but whiskey is tasty! My mom thinks just because I have a glass of wine I'm going to be an alcoholic like my dads family. She was all bible bashing but I told her my views on that and how I believe we are here to make our own path. She stopped.