By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
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swampbaby985 30

He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.

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Cadeth 13

You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?

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andrmac 25

Let's see of all the places at college the sink, your room, the shower and the stall in the bathroom... They seem to have chosen the one almost guaranteed for someone to walk in on. I would have suggested creeping him out by offering a hand, but clearly he was hoping someone would walk in on him, so I would go with the WTF and walk away.

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Scorpio01 16

Was he also looking at himself in the mirror while doing it?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I've seen and heard of people doing much worse in public bathrooms.

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caarlosgomez_ 14

At leasttt please tell me he was hot, because ew.

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Jetix7402 22

Ohohoho, nothing like what I saw today. It didn't get published though... I live in the dorms in my school and walked in the school to get some books for study. I needed to pee so I walked into the toilet and a dwarf was fapping into a balloon while he sang Adele's 'Hello'

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