Miscellaneous: Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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You deserved it 1 711

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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You deserved it 3 932

By TJ - 07/01/2010 16:50 - India

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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You deserved it 2 811

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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You deserved it 5 484

By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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You deserved it 730

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 747

By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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You deserved it 10 439

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You deserved it 2 645

Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 836

swampbaby985 30

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:05

He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.

Cadeth 13

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:12

You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?

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chxkira 14

Sunday 6 December 2015 20:05

What a wonderful way to start the day.

DarkCvengence 15

Sunday 6 December 2015 21:42

wow he should have at least done it in a stall

vikky538 28

Sunday 6 December 2015 23:32

You cannot unsink it.

graphite01 15

Monday 7 December 2015 1:35

as a person who lives in and goes to college in Oregon, I can confirm.

abo111495 10

Monday 7 December 2015 7:54

I feel bad for you but that is life now thanks to ****.

kindabusy 5

Monday 7 December 2015 14:40

Where's the rest of the story

ZGLH 11

Tuesday 15 December 2015 4:48

It sure as hell wont be the strangest thing you'll see

benno275 3

Monday 28 December 2015 9:02

that would be so awkward for him

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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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Today, I was teaching a friend to squat. While I was spotting him, he decided it would be a great idea to turn around. This wouldn't have been a problem, if he hadn't hit me in the face with the bar. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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Work sucks

Not funny anymore

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