Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
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swampbaby985 30
He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.
Cadeth 13
You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?
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Comments (66)
chxkira 14
What a wonderful way to start the day.
DarkCvengence 15
wow he should have at least done it in a stall
vikky538 29
You cannot unsink it.
graphite01 15
as a person who lives in and goes to college in Oregon, I can confirm.
abo111495 10
I feel bad for you but that is life now thanks to ****.
kindabusy 5
Where's the rest of the story
ZGLH 11
It sure as hell wont be the strangest thing you'll see
benno275 3
that would be so awkward for him