By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 359
You deserved it 1 711

Same thing different taste

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He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.

You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?

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I find myself wondering if eye contact was made, also if said perpetrator was doing just that in the mirror. Honestly, I just spent way too much time visualizing that. fml

rylcrazy 6

One of those would you **** me? I'd **** me me, moments eh?

Something that makes me appreciate living off-campus. Haha

A wank in the sink and a quick wash up. A great way to start the day and save time. This kid is going places.

schreibergx93 19

Some people like to look at themselves.

guess they're not learning much over there

Today, someone walked in on me jerking off in a sink. FML

martin8337 35

Whatever happened to to jerking off in your own room or shower.

I hope he wasn't looking in the mirror while doing it